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<i>[Green Day�s
"Welcome To Paradise"]</i>

2
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I�m not impressed.

3
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I am so impressed.

4
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What do you think
of Freddy?

5
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Eh, decent kickflip,
wicked railslide,

6
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but I�d have to see him
on the half-pipe

7
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before judging him.

8
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Can�t you just say he�s cute
like a normal person?

9
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He�s cute.
Are you happy?

10
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<i>- ? I want to take you
through a wasteland ?</i>

11
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[students screaming]

12
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- Watch it, Zack.
- Whoa, Freddy!

13
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Yeah, 28 seconds.
New record.

14
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I built this rocket
in record time too--

15
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eight months.

16
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It�s not a fast sport.

17
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Lawrence,
you better hide that.

18
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You know rockets
are against the rules.

19
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Freddy should get
in more trouble than me.

20
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He just skateboarded
down the hallways

21
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like he was
in a body spray commercial.

22
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Hello, Mrs. Calpakis.
You look lovely today.

23
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Oh, why, thank you.

24
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It�s just a little something
I put toge--

25
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Nice try.

26
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This is going
in the Confiscation Closet.

27
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Someone could get hurt.

28
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Can�t you just be chill
about this?

29
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Oh, I�m more chill
than you think.

30
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In fact,
I used to roller boogie.

31
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Oh. Oh.

32
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Ow.

33
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She is not good
at roller boogie.

34
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? Stop tellin� me
to read between the lines ?

35
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? It all adds up
to one thing ?

36
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Five, four, three,
two, one.

37
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? If you think you�re gonna
lose your cool ?

38
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? Well, sometimes you gotta
break the rules ?

39
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? Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock �n� roll ?

40
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? �Cause we ain�t
gonna stop ?

41
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? If you�re feeling like
you�re gettin� schooled ?

42
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? There�s an answer
right in front of you ?

43
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? Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock �n� roll ?

44
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? �Cause we ain�t
gonna stop ?

45
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- ? Hey! ?
- ? Are you ready to rock? ?

46
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Appreciate you being able
to step in

47
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on such late notice.

48
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I do it all
for the kids.

49
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Will I be paid
in advanced?

50
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You will get a check
at the end of the week.

51
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Hello, children.

52
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all:
Hello, Principal Mullins.

53
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Mrs. Calpakis broke her hip
and will be out indefinitely.

54
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This is your new substitute,
Mr. Finn.

55
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Please be courteous
and respectful.

56
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I will try.

57
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I was speaking
to the children.

58
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Oh, FYI, the students
in your class are gifted.

59
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[chuckles]
We�ll see about that.

60
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What�s three times four?

61
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all: 12.

62
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I guess you�re right.

63
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Let�s rock and roll,
young learners.

64
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Okay, roll call.
Dig it.

65
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I�m gonna give you all
awesome nicknames.

66
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Um, Hot Rod.

67
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Clapton, Gooch,
Headband.

68
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But my name is Summer.

69
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Dude, you can�t give
yourself a nickname.

70
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You�ll be Summer.

71
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This is gonna be
really confusing.

72
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T-Bone,
Doctor Roboto,

73
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Axl Rose If He Was a Girl.

74
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Uh, Zack.

75
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That�s my actual name.

76
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Your parents nailed it!

77
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Who did that?

78
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Because that was awesome!

79
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So you�re not going to put it
in the Confiscation Closet?

80
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New teacher, new rules.

81
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I say let�s make this
whole learning thing fun!

82
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I don�t just want
to teach you guys.

83
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I want to inspire--Aah!

84
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All I�m saying

85
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is that we can do this
the boring way...

86
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or the Mr. Finn way.

87
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[high-pitched voice]
I say we do it the Mr. Finn way.

88
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- I�m in.
- Me too.

89
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Freddy and I are in.

90
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If Headband�s in,
I�m in.

91
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[normal voice]
Great!

92
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�Cause I snuck a box
of doughnuts

93
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from the teachers� lounge.

94
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all: Oh!

95
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Guys, we just won
the substitute-teacher lottery.

96
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Oh, yeah!

97
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<i>[rock music]</i>

98
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<i>? ?</i>

99
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That was the best two minutes
of my entire life!

100
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Uh-huh.

101
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I�m crashing.

102
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Best sub ever.

103
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There�s got to be a catch.
- Yeah.

104
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All right, it says here

105
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y�all are discussing sonnets
by William Shakespeare.

106
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Yeah.
We�re stuck on a sonnet

107
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that just does not make
any sense.

108
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.

109
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Well, you can always tell

110
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everything you need to know
about a poem from its title.

111
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So this is called
"Sonnet 137."

112
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That�s deep.

113
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"Thy blind fool, Love,

114
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what dost thou to mine eyes?"

115
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Um, maybe it�ll make more sense
in a British accent.

116
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[British accent]
"Thy blind fool, Love,

117
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what dost thou to mine eyes?"

118
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Nope.

119
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I knew there was a catch.
This teacher can�t teach.

120
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<i>[school bell rings]</i>

121
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Wow. That was fast.
Uh, great day, guys.

122
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We�ll get to the bottom
of this tomorrow.

123
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Um, it�s only 10:00.
We�re just going to music class.

124
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Right.

125
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[classical music playing]

126
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? ?

127
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I think I just found
a way to teach these guys.

128
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<i>[rock music]</i>

129
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<i>? ?</i>

130
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<i>[school bell rings]</i>

131
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Whoa!

132
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I heard you all
in music class.

133
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You guys are good!

134
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And I realized
there�s a better way

135
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to learn Shakespeare--by adding
a little rock and roll.

136
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[plays chord]

137
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Zack?
- Huh?

138
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Ever play electric guitar?

139
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No, my father makes me
play classical.

140
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He says,
"Music should be boring."

141
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Hmm.
Wrong!

142
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Hit me with some Beethoven.

143
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[plays "Fuer Elise"]

144
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[plays distorted chord]

145
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That was awesome!

146
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Tomika, that cello
you were playing

147
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has four strings, right?

148
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- Uh-huh.
- So does this bass.

149
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[playing rock bass]

150
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Whoa.

151
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? ?

152
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Oh.
Welcome to funky town.

153
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Population--you, lady.

154
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Oh, yeah.
I�m bringing the funk.

155
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Lawrence.

156
00:08:04,124 --> 00:08:05,558
How long you played
the piano?

157
00:08:05,559 --> 00:08:06,892
Since I was
11 months old.

158
00:08:06,893 --> 00:08:09,028
Okay, your parents are
pushing you a little too hard,

159
00:08:09,029 --> 00:08:11,163
but that�s a problem
for another day.

160
00:08:11,164 --> 00:08:12,832
Right now
you�re on keys.

161
00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:16,969
And mess up your hair.
You look like a LEGO guy.

162
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Now you look
like a rock star.

163
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[plays rock keyboard]

164
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All right,
we need a drummer.

165
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Freddy, think you can
handle it?

166
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I don�t know,
Mr. Finn.

167
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[plays rock drums]

168
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? ?

169
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Yeah, I got it.

170
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Summer, can you read
the poem?

171
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You know �em!
[chuckles]

172
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Just give me the book.
- Okay.

173
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I reread that sonnet and
realized what it really is.

174
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It�s an angry breakup song.

175
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Oh, so like
a Taylor Swift song.

176
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Okay, sure.

177
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Sonnets have a rhyme scheme,
so let�s put it to music.

178
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Follow my lead.

179
00:09:00,347 --> 00:09:02,314
[playing rhythmic rock]

180
00:09:02,315 --> 00:09:06,519
"Thy blind fool, Love,
what dost thou to mine eyes?"

181
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,453
In rock, that means...

182
00:09:07,454 --> 00:09:11,524
? Love isn�t kind,
it makes you blind ?

183
00:09:11,525 --> 00:09:14,860
"That they behold,
and see not what they see?"

184
00:09:14,861 --> 00:09:19,298
? I thought you were hot,
now I know you�re not ?

185
00:09:19,299 --> 00:09:21,300
Smoke machine!

186
00:09:21,301 --> 00:09:22,968
Lights!

187
00:09:22,969 --> 00:09:23,936
Tasty lead!

188
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[playing rock guitar solo]

189
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Skip down to the last bit!

190
00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:31,610
"In things right true
my heart and eyes have erred,

191
00:09:31,611 --> 00:09:35,414
and to this false plague
am I now transferred."

192
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I got this.

193
00:09:36,249 --> 00:09:40,152
? I�m crushing on a girl
and it�s a major bummer ?

194
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That�s it!
But mine rhymed.

195
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Keys!
Drum fill!

196
00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:48,193
Bring us home, Tomika!

197
00:09:48,194 --> 00:09:53,966
? ?

198
00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:56,435
Yeah!

199
00:09:56,436 --> 00:09:57,937
All right.

200
00:09:57,938 --> 00:10:00,406
Huh.
Shakespeare brought the funk.

201
00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:02,074
Where�d you learn
to teach like that?

202
00:10:02,075 --> 00:10:03,342
Uh, I�m
in a special program.

203
00:10:03,343 --> 00:10:08,147
I�m, uh, getting my masters
in Teachology

204
00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:11,050
at the Van Halen Institute.

205
00:10:11,618 --> 00:10:13,285
I go every day after school.

206
00:10:13,286 --> 00:10:14,420
<i>[school bell rings]</i>

207
00:10:14,421 --> 00:10:18,090
Oh, man.
Guys, great day.

208
00:10:18,091 --> 00:10:19,458
It�s just lunchtime.

209
00:10:19,459 --> 00:10:24,163
Seriously?
I really need to get a watch.

210
00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:28,667
Mr. Finn is fun,

211
00:10:28,668 --> 00:10:31,170
but there is no way
he�s a real teacher.

212
00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:34,006
He asked to borrow
lunch money.

213
00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:35,541
Okay, maybe he doesn�t
follow rules,

214
00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:37,109
steals doughnuts,
and calls us "dudes,"

215
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:40,479
but that doesn�t mean--
Yeah, he�s not a real teacher.

216
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,449
If he�s not for real,
we might not graduate.

217
00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:47,319
I don�t think I can survive
on the streets.

218
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,588
Guys, he�s the best teacher
we�ve ever had.

219
00:10:49,589 --> 00:10:53,292
Just because he�s fun
doesn�t mean he�s not legit.

220
00:10:53,293 --> 00:10:54,393
I�ll prove it.

221
00:10:54,394 --> 00:10:56,996
<i>[upbeat music]</i>

222
00:10:56,997 --> 00:10:59,231
You guys were supposed
to come with me.

223
00:10:59,232 --> 00:11:00,599
all: Oh.

224
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,467
<i>? ?</i>

225
00:11:01,468 --> 00:11:04,503
So far, we�ve followed
Mr. Finn to a taco truck,

226
00:11:04,504 --> 00:11:07,039
laser tag,
and now here.

227
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,275
[rock music playing]

228
00:11:10,276 --> 00:11:11,243
? ?

229
00:11:11,244 --> 00:11:12,678
That�s our teacher?

230
00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:14,380
Dewey Finn?
Teacher?

231
00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:17,383
He�s not qualified
to teach dog to bark,

232
00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:20,052
but he is a rock god!

233
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:21,186
Whoo!

234
00:11:21,187 --> 00:11:22,488
Rock and roll!

235
00:11:22,489 --> 00:11:29,561
? ?

236
00:11:29,562 --> 00:11:33,065
Oh.
Hey, guys.

237
00:11:33,066 --> 00:11:37,069
Definitely
not a teacher.

238
00:11:39,839 --> 00:11:41,640
<i>[rock music]</i>

239
00:11:41,641 --> 00:11:44,443
Morning, class.

240
00:11:44,778 --> 00:11:47,746
Oh, I get it--
the silent treatment.

241
00:11:47,747 --> 00:11:49,581
We�re mad at you!

242
00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:52,418
What? I�m not good
at the silent treatment.

243
00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:55,521
And, Zack, I�m still mad at you
for drinking my smoothie

244
00:11:55,522 --> 00:11:57,122
in the third grade.

245
00:11:57,123 --> 00:12:00,392
I�m getting it all out,
people!

246
00:12:00,393 --> 00:12:01,794
I�m sorry I lied to you.

247
00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:03,462
You�re not even
a real teacher.

248
00:12:03,463 --> 00:12:05,297
You�re right.
Until two days ago,

249
00:12:05,298 --> 00:12:07,366
I worked at my uncle�s
yogurt cart on Sixth Street

250
00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:11,303
during the day and tried to be
a rock star at night--

251
00:12:11,304 --> 00:12:13,505
playing gigs,
staying up late,

252
00:12:13,506 --> 00:12:17,543
thousands of people
screaming my name.

253
00:12:17,544 --> 00:12:20,312
Well, like, 30, but still...

254
00:12:20,313 --> 00:12:22,414
- That sounds awesome.
- Yeah.

255
00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:26,285
My whole world was trying
to win Battle of the Bands.

256
00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:28,153
What�s Battle of the Bands?

257
00:12:28,154 --> 00:12:29,188
It�s this epic contest

258
00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:30,656
with all the best bands
in Austin.

259
00:12:30,657 --> 00:12:34,727
If your band wins,
you become legendary.

260
00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:36,628
But I gave all that up.

261
00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:38,764
Last night was my last gig.

262
00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:39,398
Why?

263
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:41,467
Because I�m at that stage
in my life

264
00:12:41,468 --> 00:12:42,868
where I want
something real.

265
00:12:42,869 --> 00:12:47,406
Something real,
like fake teaching?

266
00:12:47,407 --> 00:12:50,642
Look, my mom�s
a substitute teacher,

267
00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:51,543
and she loves it,

268
00:12:51,544 --> 00:12:55,214
so I fibbed about my
qualifications to get this job,

269
00:12:55,215 --> 00:12:56,548
and you know what?

270
00:12:56,549 --> 00:12:58,250
I love it too.

271
00:12:58,251 --> 00:13:02,821
Being your teacher is way cooler
than playing any club,

272
00:13:02,822 --> 00:13:04,957
and that�s the truth.

273
00:13:07,694 --> 00:13:10,362
[high-pitched voice]
I say we forgive him.

274
00:13:10,363 --> 00:13:14,433
Look, we like you too,
but we have to learn stuff.

275
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:19,471
Yeah, I�m sorry, Mr. Finn,
but we need a real teacher.

276
00:13:19,472 --> 00:13:20,639
all: Yeah.

277
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,241
I don�t know, guys.

278
00:13:22,242 --> 00:13:24,977
The skull makes
a strong argument.

279
00:13:25,311 --> 00:13:26,945
The skull�s an idiot.

280
00:13:26,946 --> 00:13:29,982
My dad wants me
to get into Yale.

281
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,517
[normal voice]
Are you gonna turn me in?

282
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,619
We don�t know,
but right now we have to go.

283
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:36,622
Principal Mullins makes us
play a recital in the quad

284
00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:37,422
once a month.

285
00:13:37,423 --> 00:13:40,793
You know,
what you did was not cool.

286
00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:48,934
Don�t look at me
like that.

287
00:13:48,935 --> 00:13:52,304
[classical music playing]

288
00:13:52,305 --> 00:13:56,975
? ?

289
00:13:56,976 --> 00:13:59,812
I wish we could rock out
like we did with Mr. Finn.

290
00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:02,014
Principal Mullins
would kill us.

291
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,982
Then my dad would kill me.

292
00:14:03,983 --> 00:14:06,318
I�d be dead twice.

293
00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:08,620
Principal Mullins,
we have a situation.

294
00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:10,756
There�s a 483 in progress.

295
00:14:10,757 --> 00:14:12,624
An atomic wedgie?

296
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,493
Let�s roll.

297
00:14:14,694 --> 00:14:15,961
Principal Mullins
is gone.

298
00:14:15,962 --> 00:14:19,565
We can do this the boring way
or the Mr. Finn way.

299
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:20,966
Summer, do you know
"What I Like About You"?

300
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:23,936
Is it my smile, my eyes,
the way I make you feel?

301
00:14:23,937 --> 00:14:26,605
I meant the song
"What I Like About You."

302
00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:28,440
Oh.
Yeah, me too.

303
00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:31,410
Are those not the lyrics?
[chuckles]

304
00:14:31,411 --> 00:14:32,878
Let�s do this.

305
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,012
One, two, three, four!

306
00:14:34,013 --> 00:14:37,983
[The Romantics�
"What I Like About You" playing]

307
00:14:37,984 --> 00:14:40,052
? ?

308
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:43,355
all:
? Hey! ?

309
00:14:43,356 --> 00:14:44,756
? Uh-huh-huh ?

310
00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:48,460
? That�s what
I like about you ?

311
00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:51,997
? You hold me tight ?

312
00:14:51,998 --> 00:14:53,899
? Tell me I�m the only one ?

313
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,902
? Want to come over tonight? ?

314
00:14:56,903 --> 00:14:58,036
? Yeah! ?

315
00:14:58,037 --> 00:15:00,672
? Keep on whispering
in my ear ?

316
00:15:00,673 --> 00:15:03,775
? Tell me all the things
that I want to hear ?

317
00:15:03,776 --> 00:15:05,777
? �Cause it�s true ?

318
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:06,945
? That�s what I like about you ?

319
00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:08,947
? That�s what I like
about you ?

320
00:15:08,948 --> 00:15:10,415
all:
? What I like about you ?

321
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:11,750
? That�s what I like
about you ?

322
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:13,485
all: ? That�s what I like
about you ?

323
00:15:13,486 --> 00:15:16,088
? That�s what I like
about you ?

324
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,556
all: ? Hey! ?

325
00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:19,625
[cheers and applause]

326
00:15:19,626 --> 00:15:22,027
Good night, Austin!

327
00:15:24,898 --> 00:15:27,933
- We should start a band.
- Yeah.

328
00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:28,934
That would be so cool.

329
00:15:28,935 --> 00:15:30,369
Maybe we could even
be good enough

330
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:31,670
to enter
the Battle of the Bands.

331
00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:32,604
[scoffs]
Enter?

332
00:15:32,605 --> 00:15:33,739
We�ll win.
- [chuckles]

333
00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:37,442
Does anyone here know anything
about being in a rock band?

334
00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:39,945
Yes.
Oh, rock band?

335
00:15:39,946 --> 00:15:41,480
No.

336
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:42,848
Mr. Finn can help us.

337
00:15:42,849 --> 00:15:44,650
He knows all about
rock and roll.

338
00:15:44,651 --> 00:15:47,052
Yeah, but there�s
no way Principal Mullins

339
00:15:47,053 --> 00:15:49,454
will let us play
rock music in class.

340
00:15:49,455 --> 00:15:50,789
Then we�ll keep it
a secret.

341
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,424
Mr. Finn can help us
with that too.

342
00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:55,961
I�m so excited,
I could hug you...

343
00:15:55,962 --> 00:15:56,561
all.

344
00:15:56,562 --> 00:15:59,498
I could hug you all.
[chuckles]

345
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:02,434
Bring it in, sister.

346
00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:07,806
Mr. Finn,
we changed our mind.

347
00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:08,840
Mr. Finn?

348
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:09,608
He�s gone.

349
00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:13,478
Look, he left
his laptop.

350
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:16,415
Hey, guys.

351
00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:19,685
You guys were right.
You need a real teacher.

352
00:16:19,686 --> 00:16:22,421
So I�m on my way
back to my old job.

353
00:16:22,422 --> 00:16:25,691
Just so you know,
even though it was only a day,

354
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:28,961
being your teacher
was one of the greatest honors

355
00:16:28,962 --> 00:16:30,028
of my life.

356
00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:34,833
So I guess this is
good-bye forever.

357
00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:38,804
Oh, and check out the box.

358
00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:45,410
[gasps]

359
00:16:45,411 --> 00:16:47,112
Mr. Finn got
all of our stuff back

360
00:16:47,113 --> 00:16:48,547
from the Confiscation Closet.

361
00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:50,582
- My skateboard!
- Yeah!

362
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,650
My dodgeball.

363
00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:54,553
Why�d that get
taken away?

364
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,889
Now I get it.

365
00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:59,491
Mr. Finn left
because of us.

366
00:16:59,492 --> 00:17:01,860
We have to get him back
if we want to be a band.

367
00:17:01,861 --> 00:17:03,929
- Totally.
- Absolutely.

368
00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:04,830
We better move fast.

369
00:17:04,831 --> 00:17:07,032
If Principal Mullins
sees he�s gone,

370
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,100
he�ll be fired.

371
00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:10,202
Then let�s get
to that yogurt stand.

372
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:10,969
- Yeah.
- How?

373
00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:12,938
We have to get past
the hall monitor,

374
00:17:12,939 --> 00:17:15,007
and that kid
is ruthless.

375
00:17:15,008 --> 00:17:18,610
Don�t worry, guys.
I got this.

376
00:17:18,611 --> 00:17:20,145
<i>[adventurous music]</i>

377
00:17:20,146 --> 00:17:22,014
Hall pass!

378
00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:25,183
You got lucky...
this time.

379
00:17:25,184 --> 00:17:26,485
Move along.

380
00:17:26,486 --> 00:17:30,689
<i>? ?</i>

381
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:33,759
That�s amazing,
Lawrence.

382
00:17:35,495 --> 00:17:36,094
Ow!

383
00:17:36,095 --> 00:17:37,863
No skateboards allowed!

384
00:17:37,864 --> 00:17:39,598
Whose is this?

385
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:43,235
<i>- Hey, Clark...</i>

386
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,971
can�t catch me.

387
00:17:51,077 --> 00:17:52,010
He�s gaining on you.

388
00:17:52,011 --> 00:17:53,078
Time to launch
the rocket.

389
00:17:53,079 --> 00:17:54,546
Wait. Is my skateboard
gonna be okay?

390
00:17:54,547 --> 00:17:57,816
Did I mention there�s a rocket
strapped to it?

391
00:17:57,817 --> 00:17:59,217
So, no.

392
00:17:59,218 --> 00:18:02,687
It�s for Mr. Finn.
Do it.

393
00:18:05,191 --> 00:18:08,226
That�ll keep him busy.
Let�s go.

394
00:18:13,699 --> 00:18:15,667
Someone chained our bikes
together.

395
00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:16,835
I did.
It�s a titanium chain

396
00:18:16,836 --> 00:18:20,138
with a combination code that�s
virtually impossible to crack.

397
00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:20,939
You�re welcome.

398
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:24,109
Great. What�s the combination?
We�re kind of in a hurry.

399
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:27,879
Um, funny thing...
[chuckles nervously]

400
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:28,980
I forgot.

401
00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:30,682
What?

402
00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:34,052
Ugh.

403
00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:43,621
[metal scraping]

404
00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:48,633
Well, here we are.

405
00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:49,534
I just remembered
the combination!

406
00:18:49,535 --> 00:18:51,670
Well, no harm done.

407
00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:56,675
There�s Mr. Finn.

408
00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,143
Two sugar cones?

409
00:18:58,144 --> 00:18:59,244
? Yo, yo, yo,
my name is Yogurt Boy ?

410
00:18:59,245 --> 00:19:01,746
? Dishing out the yizzle
for you to enjoy ?

411
00:19:05,985 --> 00:19:08,854
Hey, guys.

412
00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:09,588
Wait.
Why aren�t you in school?

413
00:19:09,589 --> 00:19:11,656
We want you to come back,
Mr. Finn.

414
00:19:11,657 --> 00:19:13,825
all: Yeah.

415
00:19:13,826 --> 00:19:14,593
I can�t go back.
I have my dignity.

416
00:19:14,594 --> 00:19:18,897
Besides, you guys are right.
You need a real teacher.

417
00:19:18,898 --> 00:19:21,700
You are a real teacher,
Mr. Finn.

418
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:24,569
all: Yeah.

419
00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:25,203
I mean, you taught us
the meaning of Shakespeare.

420
00:19:25,204 --> 00:19:27,739
You inspired us
to rock out in the quad,

421
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:30,675
and you made learning fun.

422
00:19:30,676 --> 00:19:31,977
Actual fun.

423
00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:32,744
Do you know the last time
we had fun at that school?

424
00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:35,046
Kindergarten,
December 12th,

425
00:19:35,047 --> 00:19:37,849
finger painting.

426
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,951
It really doesn�t
happen much.

427
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:42,254
Yeah.

428
00:19:42,255 --> 00:19:43,755
Come on, Mr. Finn.

429
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:44,489
We want to win
Battle of the Bands,

430
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,891
and we can�t do it
without you.

431
00:19:45,892 --> 00:19:47,325
- Come on, Mr. Finn.
- Please? Please?

432
00:19:47,326 --> 00:19:48,827
You want to be a teacher.
We want to be a rock band.

433
00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:51,897
- Yeah.
- We�ll make you a deal.

434
00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,331
We�ll keep your secret
if you keep ours.

435
00:19:53,332 --> 00:19:56,034
both: Come on, Mr. Finn.
- Come back with us.

436
00:19:59,005 --> 00:20:01,373
You got a deal!

437
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,741
[all cheering]

438
00:20:05,044 --> 00:20:08,780
Come on, pedal harder!

439
00:20:08,781 --> 00:20:09,648
We�ve got to get back to school
before we get caught!

440
00:20:09,649 --> 00:20:11,383
[grunts] Shouldn�t this be
the other way around?

441
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:15,253
Nah, this feels right.

442
00:20:15,254 --> 00:20:17,055
[groans]

443
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:20,825
<i>- ? Oh, so what?
I messed it up ?</i>

444
00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:23,895
<i>? I said too much
I pushed my luck ?</i>

445
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:26,131
<i>? So what?
I screamed too loud ?</i>

446
00:20:26,132 --> 00:20:28,300
<i>? I fooled around,
did I let you down? ?</i>

447
00:20:28,301 --> 00:20:31,036
<i>? Hollywood Boulevard,
sunrise over stars ?</i>

448
00:20:31,037 --> 00:20:33,705
<i>? Heels over my shoulder ?</i>

449
00:20:33,706 --> 00:20:35,807
<i>? Ain�t no shame ?</i>

450
00:20:35,808 --> 00:20:37,876
<i>? Watch me do
my walk of fame ?</i>

451
00:20:37,877 --> 00:20:41,913
<i>? Gonna do my walk,
gonna do my walk of fame ?</i>

452
00:20:41,914 --> 00:20:47,719
You can�t unsee that.

453
00:20:51,123 --> 00:20:52,157
<i>[upbeat rock music]</i>

454
00:20:52,158 --> 00:20:55,393
<i>? ?</i>

455
00:20:55,394 --> 00:21:02,767
And that explains space...
and time.

456
00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:08,006
I think I can speak
for all of us when I say

457
00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:10,375
learning from Mr. Finn
has been quite an adventure.

458
00:21:13,412 --> 00:21:18,216
Well, I see you have things
under control.

459
00:21:18,217 --> 00:21:18,683
Keep up the good work.

460
00:21:18,684 --> 00:21:22,454
[door closes]

461
00:21:24,223 --> 00:21:26,691
She�s gone.

462
00:21:26,692 --> 00:21:27,792
All right, then,
Battle of the Bands

463
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:28,793
is coming up, and we got
a lot of work to do.

464
00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:30,362
Let�s rock!

465
00:21:30,363 --> 00:21:33,865
[feedback whines]

466
00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:35,800
[The Romantics�
"What I Like About You" playing]

467
00:21:35,801 --> 00:21:39,271
all:
? Hey! ?

468
00:21:39,272 --> 00:21:42,407
? Uh-huh-huh ?

469
00:21:42,408 --> 00:21:45,210
? What I like about you ?

470
00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:47,312
both:
? You hold me tight ?

471
00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:50,382
? ?

472
00:21:50,383 --> 00:21:53,084
all:
? Tell me I�m the only one ?

473
00:21:53,085 --> 00:21:54,152
? Want to come over tonight? ?

474
00:21:54,153 --> 00:21:56,221
? Yeah! ?

475
00:21:56,222 --> 00:21:59,090
? Keep on whispering
in my ear ?

476
00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:00,225
? Tell me all the things
that I want to hear ?

477
00:22:00,226 --> 00:22:03,161
? �Cause it�s true ?

478
00:22:03,162 --> 00:22:05,997
? That�s what I like
about you ?

479
00:22:06,047 --> 00:22:10,597
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